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Thursday 11 January 2018

27 Latest Holi And Dhuleti Jokes Messages ( SMS ) in Hindi

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Holi / Dhuleti Funny Jokes Hindi For Whatsapp

1. best dhuleti funny jokes hindi

Arz kiya hai 
sir main dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli 
wah wah 
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli 
Mubarak ho apko 
Happy Holi - Happy Holi 

2. top holi wishes jokes for fb

Holi par aapko
"Vivah"ki wife,
"Dhoom"ki bike,
"Don"ki life,
"Krrish"ka josh,
"Babul" ka dular aur
"Umravjaan" ka pyar mile.

3. holi spacial jokes status for whatsapp

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & Colorful Holi.



4. best funny shayari in hindi for holi

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5. happy holi funny status for girlfriend

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Gf Sends holi pic to her Bf
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Bf: Waise kon sa acha lagti hai. 
Breakup




7. top happy dhuleti shayari jokes sms

Meanwhile in kanpur*
Boy1: Bhai colour khatam ho gaya ab tu mere colour nahi laga payega
Boy2: *Spits guttka on his face*. Le laga diya.

8. funny hindi chutkule for holi

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9. really funny jokes in hindi

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10. santa banta holi jokes hindi

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12. funny whatsapp status for holi

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13. jokes of day in hindi

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14. dhuleti shayari jokes hindi for facebook

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Happy Holi in advance

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#HappyHoli in advance

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Boss-holi par weekly off mat lena
Emp- Sir, wife nahin manegi 
Boss- Arey tumhari shadi kab hui
Employee� sir, padosi ki wife
#happyholi

18.

Meanwhile somewhere in China , a gentleman by the name �Ho Lee� is still confused why billions of Indians want him Happy HOLI

19.

Narendra Modi should ask zuckerburg to develop a pichkari emoji for Whatsapp under make in India campaign.

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Relationship status ~ holi with asian paints


Our sincere request to all of you.
Friends play holi with color n water whatever but please dont make mute innocent animals an object of vulgar fun

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Na zuban se,

Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapsabko �HAPPY HOLI� direct Whatsapp ki status se..

This Holi Let Us Unite and Paint the Hearts With Colors Of Happiness!

Happy Holi!!

23.

He : commented on her status �happy Holi"
She : �Same to u�
He : edited it to �I LoVe You�
       *BLOCKED* XP

24.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

25.

A true and caring relation Doesn�t have to speak loud, A soft sms is just enough To express the heartiest feelings. 

Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun.

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Advance


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